Martin Herlihy

Martin

John Higgins

John

Ben Marshall

Ben

Conan O'Brien

Farley

Bowen Yang

Deetch Nordwind

Megan Stalter

Lisa

X Mayo

Taylor

Nichole Sakura

Amy

Cedric Yarbrough

Gates

Chloe Troast

Poppy

Sunita Mani

Tricia

Jordan Mendoza

Dylan

Liz Demmon

Julia

Jamie Linn Watson

Jane

Gaten Matarazzo

Gaten Matarazzo

John Goodman

Narrator (voice)

Maximo Masefield

Young Martin

Marcel Nahapetian

Young John

Carmen Christopher

Carmen

Rick Espaillat

Captain Jean Pierre Le Roche

Keya Hamilton

Church Woman

Beth Corvino

New Church Member

Boston Pierce

Teen Boy with Beer

Cruz Abelita

Teen Boy with Beer

Vince Canlas

Appraiser

Emily Wilson

Tik Tok Girl

Brady Lees

Jane's Boyfriend

Dax Flame

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