Alyson Hannigan

Julia Jones

Adam Campbell

Grant Funkyerdoder

Sophie Monk

Andy

Eddie Griffin

Frank Jones

Meera Simhan

Linda Jones

Fred Willard

Bernie Funkyerdoder

Jennifer Coolidge

Roz Funkyerdoder

Marie Matiko

Betty

Judah Friedlander

Nicky

Carmen Electra

Anne

Tony Cox

Hitch

Mauricio Sanchez

Eduardo / Housekeeper

Beverly Polcyn

Old Cat Woman

Valery M. Ortiz

Jell-O

Tom Lenk

Frodo

Tom Fitzpatrick

Gandalf

Susse Budde

Jewelry Store Clerk

Josh Meyers

Napoleon Dynamite / Owen Wilson

Nick Steele

Kevin Federline

Edward Moss

Michael Jackson

Diane Klimaszewski

Slut Twin

Elaine Klimaszewski

Slut Twin

Lil Jon

Self

Allison Kyler

Krumpin Dance Julia

Chris Harrison

TV Bachelor Host

Brittany Buckner

Bachelorette

Michelle Lang

Bachelorette

Joni Avery

Mom in Alley

Helena Barrett

Bachelorette (uncredited)

Aldo Gonzalez

Body Shop Employee (uncredited)

Mindie McCullum

Salesgirl (uncredited)

Sonia Rockwell

Salesgirl (uncredited)

Gian Franco Tordi

Native King Kong (uncredited)