Jerry O'Connell

Michael Delaney

Shannon Elizabeth

Officer Natalie Parker

Jake Busey

Kyle Brenner

Horatio Sanz

Steve

Bernie Casey

Officer Hurley

Jaime Pressly

Tricia

David Ogden Stiers

Dr. Crawford

Travis Fine

Jan

Heather Stephens

Jill

Julia Schultz

Shelby

Scott Beehner

Max

Kam Heskin

Kimberly

J. Kenneth Campbell

Mr. MacDonald

Brandi Andres

Kelly

David St. James

Priest

Buck Kartalian

Grandfather MacDonald

Amber Smith

Gorgeous Redhead

Dakota Fanning

Little Girl in Park

Anthony Azizi

Sikh Elvis Chaplain

Billy Hufsey

Pit Boss

Damon Williams

Tony

Lauren Moore

Janet

Monica Serene Garnich

Barfing Girl

Tracy Kay

Golfing Girl

Sandra Taylor

Nurse Nancy

Kinga Philipps

Steve's Nurse

Joan Blair

Moustache Lady

Katie Lohmann

Centerfold

Diana Terranova

Girl in Michael's Dream

Nikita Ager

Girl in Michael's Dream

Kimberly Fisher

Girl in Michael's Dream (uncredited)

Heather Ankeny

Mistaken Natalie

Rachel Sterling

Cherry

Candice Michelle

Stripper

Danielle Ciardi

Stripper

Darcy Donavan

Lifeguard (uncredited)

Barry Sigismondi

Chasing Cop

Joseph D. Reitman

Carrot Lover

Sandra McCurdy

Body double (uncredited)

Michelle Arthur

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Bill Maher

Carlos (uncredited)

Garry Marshall

Uncle Murray (uncredited)

Emilio Rivera

Sampson (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Gang Member (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Biker (uncredited)