Alex Winter

Ricky Coogan

Michael Stoyanov

Ernie

William Sadler

Dick Brian

Megan Ward

Julie

Mr. T

The Bearded Lady

Brooke Shields

Skye Daley

Alex Zuckerman

Stuey Gluck

Ray Baker

Bill Blazer

Morgan Fairchild

Stewardess

Patti Tippo

Rosie the Pinhead

Lee Arenberg

The Eternal Flame

John Hawkes

Cowboy

Derek McGrath

Worm

Jeff Kahn

Nosey

Randy Quaid

Elijah C. Skuggs

Deep Roy

George Ramirez

Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros

George Ramirez

Brian Brophy

Kevin

Jaime Cardriche

Toad

Bobcat Goldthwait

Sockhead

Don Stark

Editor

Arturo Gil

Clown

Tom Stern

Man / Milkman

Gibby Haynes

Cheese Wart

Joe Baker

Professor Nigel Crump

Calvert DeForest

Larry "Bud" Melman

Michael Gilden

Eye

Joseph S. Griffo

N. Eye

Jon M. Chu

Giant Stuey Monster

David Bowe

EES Assistant

David Roberson

FBI Guy

J.B. Rogers

Another FBI Guy

Sam Raimi

Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Keanu Reeves

Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

Robert Tapert

Crooked Cop (uncredited)