Divine

Lady Divine

David Lochary

Mr. David

Mary Vivian Pearce

Bonnie / Cavalcade Patron

Mink Stole

Mink / Cavalcade Patron

Cookie Mueller

Cookie Divine / Cavalcade Patron

Edith Massey

Edith / Virgin Mary

Susan Lowe

Cavalcade Pervert

Howard Gruber

Gilbert

Paul Swift

Steve (Cookie's Boyfriend)

Ed Peranio

Freak

Bob Skidmore

Cavalcade Patron

Margie Skidmore

Murdered Spectator

Jack Walsh

Straight Person

Susan Walsh

Female Church-Goer

Pat Moran

Cavalcade Patron

Mark Lazarus

Straight Person

Steve Waters

Lover's Lane Boy

William Kirby Cullen

Freak

Berenica Cipcus

Cavalcade Pervert

George Figgs

Jesus Christ