Paul Reubens

Pee-wee Herman

Joe Manganiello

Joe Manganiello

Jessica Pohly

Pepper

Alia Shawkat

Bella

Stephanie Beatriz

Freckles

Jordan Black

Yul / Party Coordinator (voice)

Doug Cox

Mr. Murgatroyd

Linda Porter

Mrs. Rose

Monica Horan

Ruby the Crossing Guard

Brian Palermo

Marvin

Tara Buck

Beverly

Richard Riehle

Dan

Dave Power

Dudley

Josh Meyers

Sylvester

Corey Martin Craig

Clovis

Paul Rust

Ernie

Robert R. Shafer

Construction Worker

Daniel Lue

Police Officer

Darrin Henson

Police Officer

Clayton Cannon

Police Officer

Erick Chavarria

Panicked Male Passenger

Frank Collison

Clay

Lynne Marie Stewart

Jimmy

Karen Maruyama

Tourist at Snake Farm

Hal Landon Jr.

Farmer Brown

Michelle Meredith

Linda Brown

Alexandra Ella

Janice Brown

Mary Karcz

Betty Brown

Lily Mae Harrington

Pam Brown

Mackenzie Marsh

Judy Brown

Lindsay Hollister

Peggy Brown

Cooper Huckabee

Minister

Darryl Stephens

Rene

Anthony Alabi

Lane

Sonya Eddy

Wanda

Diane Salinger

Penny King

Brad William Henke

Grizzly Bear Daniels

Leo Fitzpatrick

Abe

Christopher Heyerdahl

Ezekiel

Alan R. Rodriguez

New York City Policeman

Joseph Mancuso

Pizzeria Employee

David Arquette

DJ

Janina Gavankar

Party Guest

Kelly Bush Novak

Party Guest

Nicole Sullivan

Shelly

Robert Broski

Abraham Lincoln

Thea Andrews

TV Reporter

Charles Robinson

Police Captain

Maya Nalli

Waitress

Ryan Nemeth

Construction Worker (uncredited)