Steve-O

Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

Preston Lacy

Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Chris Pontius

Jesus

Clifton Collins Jr.

Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Jacob Vargas

Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Dian Bachar

Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Lee Majors

Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy

Jason Mewes

Carrie

Judd Nelson

Fear Factor Host / Self

Danny Trejo

Crow

Dimitry Elyashkevich

Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

Tony Cox

Stubbs

Jessica Diz

Hot Drunken Latina

Richard Portnow

Sergeant

Ahmet Zappa

Army Host

Pete Yorn

Bobby Peacock

Mike O'Hearn

MP Johnson / Dubois

Ryan Simonetti

Self

Lamont Johnson

Gizzards

Nicole Marie Lenz

Lakin Girl 4

Tabitha Taylor

Hot Blonde

Terry Rhoads

Doctor / Interventionist

Christina Pazsitzky

Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

Salim Grant

Filthy Strip Club Announcer

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

Vincent Laresca

Drug Lord Jose Carlos

Rick Najera

Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

Abraham Benrubi

Max Gottleb

Elisa Donovan

Suzy Gottleb

Marcy Goldman

Eythel

Ian Somerhalder

Guy

Ehren McGhehey

Jimmy Gonzalas

Eugenio Derbez

Self

Art Chudabala

Samantha

Lobo Sebastian

Change

Manny Puig

Self

Adam Vetri

Mr. Smith