Robert De Niro

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Sylvester Stallone

Henry 'Razor' Sharp

Alan Arkin

Louis 'Lightning' Conlon

Jon Bernthal

B.J. Rose

Kevin Hart

Dante Slate, Jr.

Ireland Baldwin

Young Sally

Kim Basinger

Sally Rose

LL Cool J

Frankie Brite

Judd Lormand

McDonnen Car Salesman

Nicole Andrews

Carla

Han Soto

Kenji

Griff Furst

ER Doctor

Don Lake

Video Game Producer

Carrie Lazar

Nora

John L. Armijo

Bar Thug

Todd Truley

Dr. Camare

Rowan Joseph

Waiter with Telephone

Michael Buffer

Michael Buffer

Macsen Lintz

Little Boy at Pool

Joey Diaz

Mikey (as Joey Coco Diaz)

Paul Ben-Victor

Lou Camare

Kenneth Kynt Bryan

Tranny Hooker

Matthew Rimmer

Shipyard Assistant Manager

Yohance Myles

Journalist #1

Jai Stefan

Journalist #3

Frank Pesce

Journalist #4

Greg Plitt

Skydriving Instructor

Mykel Shannon Jenkins

Shmoo

Dane Rhodes

UFC Oficial

Bonnie Hellman

Angelina's Look Alike

Anthony Anderson

Mr. Sandpaper Hands

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Evander Holyfield

Evander Holyfield

BJ Guyer

Jabby the Puppet

Chael Sonnen

Himself

Mike Goldberg

Himself