Alicia Silverstone

Goody

Krysten Ritter

Stacy

Dan Stevens

Joey

Richard Lewis

Danny

Wallace Shawn

Dr. Van Helsing

Justin Kirk

Vadim

Malcolm McDowell

Vlad Tepish

Sigourney Weaver

Cisserus

Marilu Henner

Angela

Kristen Johnston

Mrs. Van Helsing

Zak Orth

Renfield

Larry Wilmore

Professor Quincy

Meredith Scott Lynn

Rita

Brian Backer

Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist

Taylor Negron

Pizza Guy

Amir Arison

Derek

Bettina Bresnan

Maryanne Cachillio

Todd Barry

Ivan

Glen Trotiner

Leather Guy at Club

Ivan Sergei

Detective

Scott Thomson

Erik

Johanna Went

Rat Eating Woman

Leisa Pulido

Landlady

Mike Eshaq

Gunman

Annie Kitral

Elderly Woman

Thomas D. Mahard

Elderly Man

Olivia Walby

Baby Goody

Gael García Bernal

Diego Bardem (uncredited)