Sean Hayes

Larry

Will Sasso

Curly

Chris Diamantopoulos

Moe

Jane Lynch

Mother Superior

Sofía Vergara

Lydia

Jennifer Hudson

Sister Rosemary

Craig Bierko

Mac

Stephen Collins

Mr. Harter

Larry David

Sister Mary-Mengele

Kirby Heyborne

Teddy

Carly Craig

Mrs. Harter

Kate Upton

Sister Bernice

Marianne Leone Cooper

Sister Ricarda

Brian Doyle-Murray

Monsignor Ratliffe

Mike Sorrentino

The Situation

Snooki

Snooki

JWoww

JWoww

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Ronnie

Samantha Giancola

Sammi

Skyler Gisondo

Young Moe

Lance Chantiles-Wertz

Young Larry

Robert Capron

Young Curly

Max Charles

Peezer

Isaiah Mustafa

Moe's Hip Executive

Steve Tyler

Camera Man

Patty Ross

Head Nurse

Emy Coligado

Ling

Mark Kogan

Executive

Jackie Flynn

Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Sandra Dorsey

Heavyset Woman

Vince Canlas

Japanese Chef

Ric Reitz

Jon Hamm

Sayed Badreya

Orderly

Pam Smith

Woman Reporter

Kyla Kenedy

Balloon Girl

Erin Allin O'Reilly

Nun

Caitlin Colford

Nun

Patricia French

Laundry Worker

Roy Jenkins

Officer Mycroft

Lin Shaye

Nurse Crotchet

Myron Parker Wright

Orphan

Reid Meadows

Weezer

Abby Goldberg

Dancer

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

Handsome Guy #1

Danny Smith

French Chef

Jeremy Ambler

Zoo Protester (uncredited)

Mark Axelowitz

Doctor Gray (uncredited)

Hannah Marie Bailey

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Tim Blanchard

Valet (uncredited)

Matthew Cardarople

Camera Guy (uncredited)

Apple Farrelly

Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)

Addy Miller

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Katherine Neslund

Woman on Street (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)

Richard Tavernaro

Doorman (uncredited)

Steve Warren

Party Guest (uncredited)