Mike Myers

Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard

Beyoncé

Foxxy Cleopatra

Seth Green

Scott Evil

Michael York

Basil Exposition

Robert Wagner

Number Two

Mindy Sterling

Frau Farbissina

Verne Troyer

Mini-Me

Michael Caine

Nigel Powers

Fred Savage

Number Three

Diane Mizota

Fook Mi

Carrie Ann Inaba

Fook Yu

Nobu Matsuhisa

Mr. Roboto

Aaron Himelstein

Young Austin

Josh Zuckerman

Young Evil

Scott Aukerman

Young Nigel

Anna Marie Goddard

Henchwoman

Tommy Lister Jr.

Prisoner #2

Nichole Hiltz

French Teacher

Angela Meryl

Skater

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise / Famous Austin ('Austinpussy')

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow / Dixie Normous ('Austinpussy')

John Travolta

John Travolta / Famous Goldmember ('Austinpussy')

Kevin Spacey

Kevin Spacey / Famous Dr. Evil ('Austinpussy')

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito / Famous Mini Me ('Austinpussy')

Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg / Famous Director ('Austinpussy')

Nathan Lane

Mysterious Disco Man

Neil Mullarkey

Physician

Eric Winzenried

Henchman Sailor

Jim Piddock

Headmaster

Esther Scott

Judge

Jeannette Charles

Queen

Brian Tee

Japanese Pedestrian

Masi Oka

Japanese Pedestrian

Kevin Cooney

General Clark

Clint Howard

Johnson

Michael McDonald

Royal Guard

Donna D'Errico

Female Vendor

Fred Stoller

Male Shopper

Brad Grunberg

Shirtless Fan 'A'

Greg Grunberg

Shirtless Fan 'T'

Ren Urano

Sumo Referee

Kinga Philipps

Austin's Mom

Masa Kanome

Fountain Security Guard

Hideo Kimura

Japanese Surveillance Guard

Kevin Alexander Stea

Dancer

Linda Kim

Geisha Secretary

Nikki Ziering

Henchwoman

Sybil Azur

Foxxy's Backup Dancer

Patrice Fisher

Dancer

Faune Chambers Watkins

Dancer

R.J. Durell

Dancer

Michelle Elkin

Dancer

Jennifer Hamilton

Dancer

Mark Meismer

Dancer

Mandy Moore

Dancer

Ayesha Orange

Dancer

Nathan Prevost

Dancer

Liz Ramos

Dancer

Shealan Spencer

Dancer

Becca Sweitzer

Dancer

Amie Barsky

Skater

Sharon Ferguson

Skater

Katie Couric

Prison Guard

Rob Lowe

Middle Number Two

Ryan Allen Carrillo

Skater

Mike Chaturantabut

Gunman at Pool

Devyn Duex

Skater

Christy McGinity Gibel

Dancer

Paul Grace

Dancer

Eiji Inoue

Taxi Driver

Kristen Johnston

Dancer

Martin Klebba

Dancer

Kinsey McLean

Classmate

Marylee Picciano

Studio 69 Girl

Gene Anthony Ray

Dancer

Tara Rice

Austin's Girlfriend

Sonny Sison

Dancer

Michael Sun Lee

Japanese Business Man

Andreanna Veith

Dancer

Dan Warner

Lair Guard

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

Jack Osbourne

Jack Osbourne

Quincy Jones

Quincy Jones

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Burt Bacharach

Burt Bacharach

Susanna Hoffs

Ming Tea - Gillian Shagwell

Matthew Sweet

Ming Tea - Sid Belvedere

Jesse Heiman

Student (uncredited)

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

Sumo Wrestler (uncredited)