Carlos Larkin

Narrator (voice)

Edward D. Wood Jr.

Glen / Glenda (archive footage)

Jackie Coogan

Dr. Aranya (archive footage)

Noah Hathaway

Harry Potter Jr. (archive footage)

Don Sullivan

Regg (archive footage)

Phyllis Diller

Camille Salamander (archive footage)

Warren Beatty

Lyle Rogers (archive footage)

Dustin Hoffman

Chuck Clarke (archive footage)

Vic Savage

Martin Gordon (archive footage)

Lea Thompson

Beverly Switzler (archive footage)

Jim Kelly

Black Belt Jones (archive footage)

Robert De Niro

Jon Rubin (archive footage)

Barbara Bach

Alice Brandt (archive footage)

Jeannie Bell

T.N.T. Jackson (archive footage)

George Barrows

Ro-Man (archive footage)

Darren McGavin

Red (archive footage)

Zandor Vorkov

Count Dracula (archive footage)

John Bloom

Frankenstein's Monster (archive footage)

Tor Johnson

Lobo (archive footage)

Jackie Gleason

Buford T. Justice (archive footage)

Olivia Newton-John

Kira (archive footage)

Bill Cosby

Leonard Parker (archive footage)

Bela Lugosi

Dr. Zabor (archive footage)

Boris Karloff

Dr. Bernard Adrian (archive footage)

Robert Englund

Ranger (archive footage)

Ramón Gay

Dr. Eduardo Almada (archive footage)

Robert Towne

Agent XK150 (archive footage)

Colleen Camp

Mary Ann (archive footage)

Tom Laughlin

Billy Jack (archive footage)

Peter Graves

Dr. Doug Paul Martin (archive footage)

Lon Chaney Jr.

Bruno (archive footage)

Joan Crawford

Dr. Brockton (archive footage)

Larry Fine

Larry (archive footage)

Moe Howard

Moe (archive footage)

Joe DeRita

Curly-Joe (archive footage)

David Millbern

Pando (archive footage)

Peter Breck

Steve Curan (archive footage)

Viju Krem

Natasha Di Natalie (archive footage)

Louis Gossett Jr.

Rev. Elija Bliss (archive footage)

Marilyn Hanold

Princess Marcuzan (archive footage)

James Best

Thorne Sherman (archive footage)

Vic Morrow

Ron Hamer (archive footage)

Criswell

Narrator (archive footage)

Rosey Grier

Jack Moss (archive footage)

Richard Kiel

Eegah (archive footage)

Ray Dennis Steckler

Jerry (archive footage)