David Dastmalchian

Jack Delroy

Laura Gordon

June Ross-Mitchell

Ian Bliss

Carmichael Haig

Fayssal Bazzi

Christou

Ingrid Torelli

Lilly D'Abo

Rhys Auteri

Gus McConnell

Georgina Haig

Madeleine Piper

Josh Quong Tart

Leo Fiske

Steve Mouzakis

Szandor D'Abo

Paula Arundell

Diane

Tamala Shelton

Carol

Christopher Kirby

Phil

Gaby Seow

Sammy

Elise Jansen

Cavewoman

John O'May

Walker Bedford

Clare Chihambakwe

Stacey

Amelie Mendoza

Christou's Assistant

Grace Cummings

Peggy Decay

Michael Ironside

The Narrator (voice)

Andre Switzer

Lou

Declan Fay

Cue Card Guy

Leah Wilbraham

Production Assistant 2

Miranda Bloom

Stage Hand 2

Mitchell Brotz

Stage Hand 3

Caspian Dezfouli

Camera Operator 1

Rod Lara

Camera Operator 2

Steven Kwon

Skeleton Man

Imaan Hadchiti

Frank Khoury

Farhad Zaiwala

Spoon Bender

Gerasimos Grammenos

FBI Agent

Adam Batt

Head of Airtime

Raoul Salter

Vice President of Marketing

Janine Lum

Vice President of Marketing's Wife

Rik Brown

Annointed Grove Member

Anna van Guens

D'Abo's Disciple

Arkie Simpson-Purdon

D'Abo's Disciple

Daisy Anderson

D'Abo's Disciple

Joel Anderson

D'Abo's Disciple

Miles Brown

D'Abo's Disciple

Jeff Schwisow

Grove Member

Michael McArthur

Grove Member

Jason Marion

Orson

Angus Neale

David Dastmalchian Stand In

John Leary

Barry

Déborrah Moogy Morgan

French Director

Nicole Chapman

Cleo James