Julie Brown

Tonya Hardly / Lenora Babbitt

Stella Stevens

Lawanda

Khrystyne Haje

Nancy Cardigan

John Hoffman

Jeff Googooly

Eric Edwards

Sean Heckardt

Peter DeLuise

Stan Stant

Bridget Sienna

Maria

Sam McMurray

Dick Langley

Priscilla Barnes

Crystal

Margaret Cho

Connie Tong

Adam Storke

Juan Wayne Babbitt

Stanley DeSantis

Dr. Kelloc

Lauren Tewes

Hostess

Dick Miller

Officer Murphy

Rick Overton

Officer Brown

Anne DeSalvo

Cycle Slut

Tom Kenny

Director

Liz Torres

Lenora's Mother

Vicki Lawrence

Herself

Ed Gale

Sponsor

James Kiriyama-Lem

Asian Fan

Doug Motel

Cameraman

Charles Gunning

Mr. Electricity

Ryan Holihan

Fast Food Worker

Sydney Lassick

Weirdo

Karl Wiedergott

Dirk Smith

Lilyan Chauvin

Coach

Stacey Travis

Christy

Lisa Arch

Dotty

Barry Kivel

Doctor

Nick Toth

Nancy's Father

Charlie Coffey

Tonya's Lawyer

Patricia Belcher

Female Judge

Tony Steedman

Male Judge

Melora Harte

Tonya's Coach

Janice Kent

Nancy's Coach

Michael Laskin

Plastic Surgeon

Jodi Carlisle

Debbie Dallas

Jim Doughan

Waiter

Paul Michael Thorpe

Lambada Dancer

Stephanie Hudson

Cookie

Kathleen McClellan

Connie

Cathy Ladman

Virgin Mary

Judy Kain

Female Doctor

Carlease Burke

E.R. Nurse

Brad Sherwood

Mime

Cristy Dawson

Nurse

Newell Alexander

(voice)

Robert Clotworthy

(voice)

Jackie Gonneau

(voice)

Tawny Moyer

(voice)