Matthew McConaughey

Ed 'Eddie' Pekurny

Woody Harrelson

Ray Pekurny

Sally Kirkland

Jeanette

Jenna Elfman

Shari

Martin Landau

Al

Ellen DeGeneres

Cynthia Topping

Rob Reiner

Mr. Whitaker

Dennis Hopper

Henry 'Hank' Pekurny

Elizabeth Hurley

Jill

Adam Goldberg

John

Viveka Davis

Marcia

Clint Howard

Ken

Geoffrey Blake

Keith

Gail Boggs

Wife

Jenna Byrne

Felicia

Greg Sestero

Roach

RuPaul

RuPaul

Merrin Dungey

Ms. Seaver

Ian Gomez

McIlvaine

Chris Hogan

Paul

Arianna Huffington

Panel Member

Larry Jenkins

Husband

Wendle Josepher

Rita

Scott LaRose

Desipio

John Livingston

Terry

Mitzi McCall

Fig Lady

Jim Meskimen

Dr. Geller

Don Most

Benson

Rick Overton

Barry

James Ritz

Tad

Rusty Schwimmer

Alice

Gedde Watanabe

Greg

Steve Kehela

Reporter

Googy Gress

Reporter

John Pirruccello

Kevin

Charles Arthur Berg

Party Goer

Anthony Jensen

Party Goer

Sommer Garcia

College Girl

Jennifer Elise Cox

College Girl

Alexandra Holden

College Girl

Anna Karin

Snapple Girl

George Plimpton

Panel Member

Michael Moore

Panel Member

Merrill Markoe

Panel Member

Bill Maher

Bill Maher

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Sonia Bhalla

Ticket Taker

Joe Bellan

Lou

Wade Robson

Teenage Boy

Andy Arness

Groupie (uncredited)

Cyndi Pass

Cassie

J. Anthony Pena

Con-Ed Guy (uncredited)

T.J. Thyne

Frat Gut

Harry Shearer

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