Marlon Wayans

Shorty / 'Joe' / 'Tiffany' / Count Brolock

Shawn Wayans

Ray

Anna Faris

Cindy

Regina Hall

Brenda

Olivia Rose Keegan

Sara

Savannah Lee Nassif

Tuesday

Cameron Scott Roberts

Jack

Sydney Park

DEI

Gregg Wayans

Brad

Benny Zielke

Jess

Ruby Snowber

Elle

Dave Sheridan

Doofy / Ghostface (voice)

Cheri Oteri

Gail Hailstorm

Lochlyn Munro

Greg

Kim Wayans

Nurse Ratchett

Chris Elliott

Shorthand

Heidi Gardner

Agent Berger

Jon Abrahams

Bobby Prinze

Paige Mobley

Influencer

Fedor Steer

Artie Claus

Chip Carriere

Mall Santa

Anthony Anderson

Anthony Anderson

Kenan Thompson

'Jermaine'

Teyana Taylor

Teyana Taylor

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille O'Neal

Carmen Electra

Bartender

Charlene Amoia

Pearl Lady

Glenn Vandagriff

FBI Agent

Kai Cenat

Kai Cenat

Craig Wayans

Shorty's Friend

Deon Cole

Pastor Prime

Felissa Rose

Bar Patron

Leah Merritt

White Woman

Damon Wayans Jr.

Agent Underwood

Grace Junot

Agent Redding

Eric Feltes

Old School Queen

Justin Miles

Doctor

Cara AnnMarie

Business Woman

Robert Pralgo

Psych Ward Doctor

Diallo Riddle

Random Black Guy

Phil Biedron

Father

Ben VanderMey

Delivery Man

Marcus Lewis

Larry

Scott Kasics

Featured Date at Restaurant (uncredited)

Nedim Jahić

Rick Landers (uncredited)

Michael Leavy

Mall Parent (uncredited)