Evan C. Kim

Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Bong Soo Han

Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Agneta Eckemyr

Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Marilyn Joi

Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")

Marcy Goldman

Housewife (segment "Household Odors")

Bill Bixby

Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")

John Landis

TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today")

Donald Sutherland

The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")

Victoria Carroll

The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")

George Lazenby

The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")

Henry Gibson

Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")

Rick Baker

Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)

Felix Silla

Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Tony Dow

Wally (segment "Courtroom")

Dick Yarmy

Taylor (segment "Courtroom")

David Zucker

Man (segment "His New Car") / Technician #2 (segment "Eyewitness News") / Grunwald (segment "Courtroom")

Tara Strohmeier

Girl (segment "Eyewitness News", as Tara Strohmeir)

Branscombe Richmond

Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Lenka Novak

Linda Chambers (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Nancy Mann

Susan Joyce (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Uschi Digard

Woman in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Jeff Maxwell

Man (segment "Feel-A-Round")

George Cheung

Guard #1 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Phillip Rhee

Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

David Zucker

Various

Jim Abrahams

Various

Jerry Zucker

Various

Stephen Stucker

Stenographer (segment "Courtroom")

Richard Gates

Boy (segment "Eyewitness News")

William Tregoe

John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")

Jack Baker

Man (segment "Sex Record")

Sharon Kaough

Woman (segment "Sex Record")

Manny Perry

Big Jim Slade (segment "Sex Record")

Shadoe Stevens

Voice Overs (voice)

John Cassisi

Teenage Volunteer

Michael Alaimo

Usher (segment "Feel-a-Round")