Arsenio Hall

Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo")

Monique Gabrielle

Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video")

Lou Jacobi

Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Erica Yohn

Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Phil Hartman

Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Corey Burton

Anchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland") / TV Announcer (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Corey Burton

Announcer (segment "Silly Paté")

Michelle Pfeiffer

Brenda (segment "Hospital")

Peter Horton

Harry (segment "Hospital")

Griffin Dunne

Doctor (segment "Hospital")

Joe Pantoliano

Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming")

Stanley Brock

Customer (segment "Hairlooming")

Steve Forrest

Captain Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Robert Colbert

Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Joey Travolta

Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Forrest J. Ackerman

U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Sybil Danning

Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Lana Clarkson

Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

David Alan Grier

Don Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul") / Don Simmons (segment "Don 'No Soul' Simmons")

B.B. King

B.B. King (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

William Bryant

Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

Roxie Roker

Female Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

Le Tari

Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

Rosanna Arquette

Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s")

Steve Guttenberg

Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s")

Henry Silva

Henry Silva (segment "Bullshit or Not")

Sarah Lilly

Prostitute (segment "Bullshit or Not")

Archie Hahn

Harvey Pitnik (segment "Critics Corner") / Harvey Pitnik (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Belinda Balaski

Bernice Pitnik (segment "Critics Corner") / Bernice Pitnik (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

T.K. Carter

Host (segment "Silly Paté")

Phil Proctor

Mike (segment "Silly Paté")

Ira Newborn

Fred (segment "Silly Paté")

Karen Montgomery

Karen (segment "Silly Paté")

Robert Picardo

Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Rip Taylor

Rip Taylor (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Slappy White

Slappy White (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Jackie Vernon

Jackie Vernon (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Charlie Callas

Charlie Callas (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Steve Allen

Steve Allen (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

William Marshall

Pirate Captain (segment "Video Pirates")

Tino Insana

Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates")

Donald Gibb

Graceless Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")

Frank Collison

Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")

William S. Taylor

Gruesome Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")

Ed Begley Jr.

Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

Larry Hankin

Man in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

Garry Goodrow

Checker Player (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

John Ingle

Felix Van Dam (segment "Art Sale")

Angel Tompkins

First Lady (segment "First Lady of the Evening")

Terence McGovern

Salesman (segment "First Lady of the Evening")

Matt Adler

George (segment "Titan Man")

Kelly Preston

Violet (segment "Titan Man")

Ralph Bellamy

Mr. Gower (segment "Titan Man")

Howard Hesseman

Rupert King (segment "Titan Man")

Steve Cropper

Customer (segment "Titan Man")

Marc McClure

Ray (segment "Video Date")

Russ Meyer

Video Salesman (segment "Video Date")

Corinne Wahl

Sherrie (segment "Video Date")

Andrew Dice Clay

Frankie (segment "Video Date")

Willard E. Pugh

Speaking Cop (segment "Video Date")

Carrie Fisher

Mary Brown (segment "Reckless Youth")

Paul Bartel

Doctor (segment "Reckless Youth")

Herb Vigran

Agent (segment "Reckless Youth")

Mike Mazurki

Dutch (segment "Reckless Youth")

Bryan Cranston

Paramedic #1 (segment "Roast Your Loved One") (uncredited)

Wallace Langham

Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited)

Huey Lewis

Huey Lewis (segment "Murray in Videoland") (uncredited)

Robert Loggia

Gen. McCormick (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited)

Bela Lugosi

Pete Jones (segment "Reckless Youth") (archive footage)

Dick Miller

Danny Clayton (segment "The French Ventriloquist's Dummy") (uncredited)

Kellye Nakahara

Theatre Customer #4 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre") (uncredited)