David Arquette

Gordie Boggs

Scott Caan

Sean Dawkins

Chris Owen

Isaac

Oliver Platt

Jimmy King

Rose McGowan

Sasha

Joe Pantoliano

Titus Sinclair

Caroline Rhea

Eugenia King

Ellen Albertini Dow

Mrs. MacKenzie

Lewis Arquette

Fred King

Bill Goldberg

Himself (as Goldberg)

Page Falkinburg Jr.

Himself (as DDP)

Richard Lineback

Mr. Boggs

Martin Landau

Sal Bandini

Kathleen Freeman

Jane King

Ahmet Zappa

Cashier

John Cena

Himself (Uncredited)

Steve Borden

Sting

Scott Bigelow

Bam Bam Bigelow

Randy Poffo

Himself (as Macho Man Randy Savage)

Booker Huffman, Jr.

Booker T

Sid Eudy

Sid Vicious

Eduardo Hernández

Juventud Guerrera

Curt Hennig

Himself

Glenn Gilbertti

Disco Inferno

Peter Gruner Jr.

Billy Kidman

Charles Ashenoff

Konnan

Chris Klucsarits

Stunt Double

Óscar Gutiérrez

Rey Mysterio, Jr.

Perry Satullo

Perry Saturn

Mike Hayner

Prince Iaukea

Mark Hildreth

Van Hammer

Stephanie Bellars

Gorgeous George

Gregory Shane Helms

Stunt Double

Michael Buffer

Himself

Gene Okerlund

Himself

Tony Schiavone

Himself

Charles Robinson

Referee

Chae An

Chae

Teri Byrne

Fyre

Melissa Bellin

Storm

Melissa Bellin

Spice

Sharmell Huffman

Storm

Julia Schultz

Kitty