Mark Wahlberg

John

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Morgan Freeman

Patrick Meighan

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Michael Dorn

Rick

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

John Slattery

Shep Wild

Cocoa Brown

Joy

John Carroll Lynch

Tom Jessup

Ron Canada

Judge

Liam Neeson

Customer

Dennis Haysbert

Fertility Doctor

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Sebastian Arcelus

Dr. Ed Danzer

Jay Patterson

Karl Jackson

Steve Callaghan

Comic

Nana Visitor

Adoption Agent

Maggie Geha

Female Nurse

Jessica Szohr

Allison

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Blind Guy

Lexi Atkins

Waitress

Jack Knight

Todd Kidder

Lauren Sánchez

Boston Newscaster

William Xifaras

Boston Neighbor

Julius Sharpe

NYC Doctor

Alec Sulkin

Obi-Wan

Ralph Garman

Stormtrooper

Becki Dennis

Receptionist

Michael Trisler

Cyclist

David Goldman

Pundit

Ronobir Lahiri

Pundit

Barry Ratcliffe

Pundit

Chris Regan

Pundit

Nefetari Spencer

Pundit

Wellesley Wild

Pundit

Lenny Clarke

Cop (Boston PD)

Rachael MacFarlane

Meighan Assistant

Christy Scott Cashman

Reporter

Joseph J. Micucci

Nerd (Wedgie)

Johnny Alves

Security Guard

Dustin Ybarra

Borg

Matthew J. Walters

Hellboy

John Viener

Police Dispatcher

Kate B. O'Brien

Diner Waitress

Billy Concha

Bachelor Party Guest

Tara Charendoff-Strong

Ted Toy (voice)

Tiffany

Tiffany

Brittany O'Connor

Cake Girl (uncredited)

Julie Schmid

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Rose Wakesho

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Katie McCabe

Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Kt Baldassaro

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Anissa Borrego

Flash Girl (uncredited)

John Franchi

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Lexie Contursi

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Nea Dune

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Enku Gubaie

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Isabella Sanchez

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Tina Grimm

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Anna Maiche

Kissing Couple (uncredited)

Kandiss Lewis

Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

Toi'ya Leatherwood

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Christopher Weigel

Well Wisher (uncredited)

Zola Williams

Dancer (uncredited)

Ronald Boone

Yacht Guest (uncredited)

Noelle Trudeau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Lance Norris

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Susan Garfield

Woman at Diner (uncredited)

Dustin Christenson

Attendee (uncredited)