Jesse Eisenberg

Bobby Dorfman

Kristen Stewart

Vonnie Sybil

Steve Carell

Phil Stern

Blake Lively

Veronica Hayes

Parker Posey

Rad Taylor

Corey Stoll

Ben Dorfman

Jeannie Berlin

Rose Dorfman

Ken Stott

Marty Dorfman

Anna Camp

Candy

Paul Schneider

Steve

Stephen Kunken

Leonard

Sari Lennick

Evelyn Dorfman

Tony Sirico

Vito

Sheryl Lee

Karen Stern

Richard Portnow

Walt

Woody Allen

Narrator (voice)

Todd Weeks

Oscar

Paul Schackman

Al

Jodi Carlisle

Maid

Laurel Griggs

Evelyn's Daughter

Saul Stein

Ben's Hood

Craig Walker

Ben's Hood

Gabriel Millman

Ben's Hood

Edward James Hyland

Bobby's Neighbor

John Doumanian

Bartender

Brendan Burke

Joe

Don Stark

Sol

Gregg Binkley

Mike

Anthony DiMaria

Howard

Shae D'Lyn

Carlotta

Steve Routman

School Principal

William H. Burns

Policeman

Lev Gorn

Eddie

Steve Rosen

Louis

Kaili Vernoff

Fur Lady

Douglas McGrath

Norman

David Pittu

Roger

Taylor Carr

Rosalind

Rob Joseph Leonard

Mr. Rhinebeck

Lauren Susan

Mrs. Rhinebeck

Courtney C. Clark

Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister

Maurice Sonnenberg

Count Van Goren

Elissa Piszel

Countess Van Goren

Sebastian Tillinger

Craig Bennett

Bettina Bilger

Gloria Bennett

Kelly Rohrbach

(uncredited)

Raymond Franza

Joe's Kidnapper

Michael Elian

Joe's Kidnapper

Stephen DeRosa

Maître d'

Armen Garo

Marvin

Tom Kemp

Man at Bar

Katrine Hoyt

Club Patron (uncredited)

Paul Radki

Tom Price

Max Adler

Walt (uncredited)

Joseph Lyle Taylor

Nat (uncredited)