Kevin Smith

Silent Bob / Kevin Smith

Jason Mewes

Jay

Harley Quinn Smith

Milly

Aparna Brielle

Jihad

Shannon Elizabeth

Justice

Brian O'Halloran

Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks

Jason Lee

Brodie

Ben Affleck

Holden McNeil

Joey Lauren Adams

Alyssa Jones

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie

Treshelle Edmond

Sopapilla

Alice Wen

Shan Yu

Craig Robinson

Judge Jerry N. Executioner

Joe Manganiello

Bailliff

Frankie Shaw

Prosecutor

Fred Armisen

Merkin

Diedrich Bader

Security Guard

Melissa Benoist

Chronic

Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs

Adam Brody

Clerk

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Cast Member of Clerks

Walt Flanagan

Cast Member of Clerks

Scott Schiaffo

Cast Member of Clerks

Ernest O'Donnell

Cast Member of Clerks

Tommy Chong

Alfred the Butler

Bryan Johnson

Comic Book Man

Ming Chen

Comic Book Man

Keith Coogan

Keith Coogan

David Dastmalchian

Nervous Cop

Rosario Dawson

Reggie

Dan Fogler

Con-Ployee

Ralph Garman

Ted Underhill

Ben Gleib

Big Gun Guy

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Irvine

Klan Leader

Val Kilmer

Bluntman

Justin Long

Lawyer

Kate Micucci

Mooby's Fun-ployee

Redman

Redman

Donnell Rawlings

Captain

Jesse Rath

French Canadian Blunt-Fan

Joseph D. Reitman

1st AD

Molly Shannon

SouthBest Airlines Lady

Method Man

Method Man

Karrueche Tran

Con-Ployee #2

James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek

Chris Wood

Blunt-Fan

Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio

Guy with Banana

Marc Bernardin

Sleepy Blunt-Fan

Jeff Chase

Pitchfork Guy

Kevin Foster

Iron Bob

David Mandel

Mooby's Coffee Addict

Jordan Monsanto

Lady Bailiff

Brian Quinn

Bluntman Cosplayer

Jake Richardson

Kush Boy #1

Stephen Root

Cockmando (voice)

Matt Damon

Loki (uncredited)

Stan Lee

Stan Lee (archive footage) (uncredited)

Liv Banks

Jogger

Ryan James

Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)