Adam Sandler

Tommy

Terry Crews

Chico

Jorge Garcia

Herm

Taylor Lautner

Lil Pete

Rob Schneider

Ramon

Luke Wilson

Danny

Will Forte

Will Patch

Steve Zahn

Clem

Harvey Keitel

Smiley

Nick Nolte

Frank Stockburn

Jon Lovitz

Grant

Whitney Cummings

Susannah

David Spade

General George Custer

Danny Trejo

Cicero

Nick Swardson

Nelly Patch

Blake Shelton

Wyatt Earp

Vanilla Ice

Mark Twain

Julia Jones

Smoking Fox

Saginaw Grant

Screaming Eagle

Lavell Crawford

Gus Patch

Steve Buscemi

Doc Griffin

John Turturro

Abner Doubleday

Chris Parnell

Bank Manager

Dana Goodman

Beaver Breath

Jared Sandler

Babyface Patch

Jackie Sandler

Never Wears Bra

Norm Macdonald

Nugget Customer

Dan Patrick

Abe Lincoln

Chris Kattan

John Wilkes Booth

Blake Clark

Gulch Sheriff

Julia Vera

Esmerelda

Chris Titone

Beefer

Tim Herlihy

Nugget Bartender

Sadie Sandler

Dancing Kid #1

Sunny Sandler

Dancing Kid #2

Kenneth Ruthardt

Raging Bear

J.D. Donaruma

JD

Jonathan Loughran

Rifleman

Dan Bulla

Dr. Chubb

King Orba

Nugget Bouncer #2

James Ning

QI

Sarah Minnich

Woman Bank Customer

Ryan Happy

Train Robber #1

Tina Parker

Mary Todd Lincoln

Stephen Eiland

Fainting Man

Catharine E. Jones

Betty Dunson

Alex Knight

Ford's Theater Performer #1

Lauren Poole

Ford's Theater Performer #2

Robin Leach

Herm (voice)

John Farley

Roscoe (uncredited)

Ricardo Andres

Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)

Richard Beal

Town Cowboy (uncredited)

Jetto Dorsainville

Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)

Alan Humphrey

Cowboy (uncredited)

Rodger Larance

Townsman (uncredited)

Meggie Maddock

Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)

Clint Obenchain

Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)

Martin Palmer

Gambler (uncredited)

Gonzalo Robles

Guard (uncredited)

J. Nathan Simmons

Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)