Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Fred Ward

Rocco

Kathleen Freeman

Muriel

Anna Nicole Smith

Tanya

Ellen Greene

Louise

Ed Williams

Ted

Raye Birk

Papshmir

Wylie Small

Defense Attorney

Earl Boen

Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright

Store Manager

Lorali Hart

Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler

Grocery Mother

Brad Lockerman

Jason

Rosalind Allen

Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker

Nurse

Lois de Banzie

Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack

Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs

Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown

Corridor Guard

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis

Ann B. Davis

Marc Alaimo

Trucker

Tom Finnegan

Priest

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Cabbie

Danny Daniels

Cabbie

Joe Grifasi

Director

Vanna White

Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry

Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton

Mary Lou Retton

Pia Zadora

Pia Zadora

Joe Flood

Cop

Burton Zucker

Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau

Train Lady #1

Marcy Goldman

Train Lady #3

David Zucker

Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss

Tuba Player

Peter Segal

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Vanessa Sandin

Gabriella

Julie Strain

Dominatrix

Andrew Craig

Bryce Porterhouse Guard

Bill Erwin

Conductor

John Capodice

Mr. Big

Glen Chin

Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson

Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn

Waldo

Eugene Greytak

Pope

Blane Savage

Dancer

Michael Chambers

Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Paul Feig

Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

Oscar Audience Member

Elisa Gabrielli

Mourner

Taran Killam

Boy of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert

Old Man

Nikki Segal

Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway

Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey

Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young

Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis

Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba

Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)