Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Robert Goulet

Quentin Hapsburg

Richard Griffiths

Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Jacqueline Brookes

Commissioner Brumford

Anthony James

Hector Savage

Lloyd Bochner

Baggett

Tim O'Connor

Fenzwick

Peter Mark Richman

Dunwell

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

John Roarke

George Bush

Peter Van Norden

John Sununu

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Blues Singer

Alexander Folk

Crackhouse Cop

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

Mariachi

Larry McCormick

TV Reporter

Cliff Bemis

Barbecue Dad

William Woodson

TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé

Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bill Chemerka

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

Christopher J. Keene

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Ken Kerman

"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."

Al Fann

"It's 4 minutes too slow."

'Weird Al' Yankovic

"You pigs...say your prayers."

Gina Mastrogiacomo

"Is this some kind of bust?"

Jeff Wright

"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

C. Lindsay Workman

"Your coat, sir?"

Charlotte Zucker

"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

Don Pugsley

"He's wired!"

Manny Perry

"Let's get him."

Raynor Scheine

"You're on my groin."

John Fleck

"If that's your attitude, forget it."

Susan Breslau

Party Guest

Jennifer Kretchmer

Barbecue Daughter

Ryan Harrison

Barbecue Boy

David Zucker

Davy Crockett

Robert K. Weiss

Obstetrician

Robert LoCash

FBI Agent

Burton Zucker

Lab Technician

Wendy Hogan

Lady in Waiting