Leslie Nielsen

Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

Ricardo Montalban

Vincent Ludwig

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Susan Beaubian

Mrs. Nordberg

Nancy Marchand

Mayor

Raye Birk

Pahpshmir

Jeannette Charles

Queen Elizabeth II

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

Tiny Ron

Al

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al'

Winifred Freedman

Stephanie

Joe Grifasi

Foreman

Lorali Hart

Woman On Ledge

Nicholas Worth

Thug #1

Ronald G. Joseph

Thug #27

Charlotte Zucker

Dominique

Tom Dugan

Drug Dealer #2

Burton Zucker

Photographer

Charles Gherardi

Khomeini

Prince Hughes

Idi Amin

Reggie Jackson

Angel Right Fielder

Lawrence Tierney

Angels Manager

Hank Robinson

First Base Umpire

Dick Vitale

Baseball Announcer

Dick Enberg

Baseball Announcer

Jim Palmer

Baseball Announcer

Joyce Brothers

Baseball Announcer

Susan Breslau

"Hey, look out!"

Mallory Sandler

"Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it."

Jeff Wright

"Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"

Mark Holton

"It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

John Houseman

Driving Instructor (uncredited)

Brinke Stevens

Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Baseball Announcer (uncredited)

Bob Herron

Dr. Alford (uncredited)

Eddie Hice

Criminal at Police Station / Baseball Fan (uncredited)

Conrad E. Palmisano

Hijacked Taurus Driver (uncredited)