Ashley Tisdale

Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Molly Shannon

Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson

Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond

Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks

Amy

Snoop Dogg

Marcus

Terry Crews

Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Lidia Porto

Maria

Mac Miller

D'Andre

Erica Ash

Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux

Pierre

Tyler Posey

David

Sarah Hyland

Mia

Shad Moss

Eric

Katrina Bowden

Natalie

Ben Cornish

Dom

Katt Williams

Blaine Fulda

Lindsay Lohan

Self

Jerry O'Connell

Christian Grey

Usher

Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz

French Boy

John Atwood

Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock

Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield

Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola

Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval

Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

Self

Anna Skidanova

Nadia

Clayton Landey

Sodomized Cop

Kendra Wilkinson

Self (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Self (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner

Little Man (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Ballerina (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy

Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Moses Das

Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

Witch (uncredited)

David Zucker

Packer Fan (uncredited)