Robert Hays

Ted Striker

Julie Hagerty

Elaine Dickinson

Leslie Nielsen

Dr. Rumack

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Roger Murdock

Lloyd Bridges

Steve McCroskey

Peter Graves

Capt. Clarence Oveur

Robert Stack

Captain Rex Kramer

Lorna Patterson

Randy

Jill Whelan

Lisa Davis

Ann Nelson

Hanging Lady

Jim Abrahams

Religious Zealot #6

Jonathan Banks

Gunderson

Stephen Stucker

Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs

Frank Ashmore

Victor Basta

Craig Berenson

Paul Carey

Barbara Billingsley

Jive Lady

Lee Bryant

Mrs. Hammen

Joyce Bulifant

Mrs. Davis

Ethel Merman

Lieutenant Hurwitz

Jimmie Walker

Windshield Wiper Man

Nora Meerbaum

Cocaine Lady

Kenneth Tobey

Air Controller Neubauer

James Hong

Japanese General

Michelle Stacy

Young Girl with Coffee

David Leisure

First Krishna

Al White

Second Jive Dude

Nicholas Pryor

Mr. Hammen

Cyril O'Reilly

Soldier

Marcy Goldman

Mrs. Geline

Rossie Harris

Joey

Gregory Itzin

Religious Zealot #1

Michael Laurence

Newscaster

Maureen McGovern

Nun

Conrad E. Palmisano

Religious Zealot #4

Mallory Sandler

L.A. Ticket Agent

Robert Starr

Religious Zealot #5

Barbara Stuart

Mrs. Kramer

William Tregoe

Jack Kirkpatrick

Herb Voland

Air Controller Macias

Jason Wingreen

Dr. Brody

Charlotte Zucker

Make-up Lady

David Zucker

Ground Crewman #2

Jerry Zucker

Ground Crewman #1

Kitten Natividad

Bouncy Topless Woman on Plane (uncredited)

Larry Blake

Upside-Down Man (uncredited)

Paula Moody

Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Sandra Lee Gimpel

Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Henry Wills

Commuter on Baggage Carousel (uncredited)

Joyce Mandel

Woman on Flight (uncredited)

Gene LeBell

Religious Zealot (uncredited)

Susan Breslau

Ticket Agent (uncredited)